Good: Hello? Anyone out there?
Evil: What do you want?
Good: Oh hi! Nice to meet you. What is your name?
Evil: Oh, cut the crap Good. What do you want?
Good: Oh, well, nothing really. I'm just bored and feeling lonely. Wanna make Love?
Evil: You and your incessant desire for love. You are so unoriginal!
Good: But love is sweet. What else is there to desire other than love?
Evil: What about peace and quiet?
Good: But that is so boring! It's depressing. It's like being dead. -.-